In a plot that strains the limits of credulity, an elderly failed composer takes up DNA splicing as a super-fun hobby and ends up wanted by federal authorities on charges of bioterrorism, following a most unlikely incident involving his dog. Credulity snaps altogether when, after the feds first pay him a visit, he then goes online to research biological warfare techniques, just out of interest. Despite having a daughter who works in data mining and has taught him to speak basic internet paranoia.